a paranormal mockumentary show in the style of the office/parks and rec
revolving around the lives of employees at a hokey haunted mansion tourist trap that turn out to be actually hella haunted but most of its spirits are either benevolent or ineffectively malevolent
10/10 WOULD WATCH
Actually, the road to hell is not paved with good intentions. its unpaved. thats because the devil is a libertarian and believes that paving roads is not the publics responsibility and so far no third parties have had any interest in paving the roads anyway because the minimal unpaved approach helps enhance hells spooky ambiance.
MICHAEL’S AND JOANN’S ARE STARTING TO PUT OUT HALLOWEEN THINGS
I REPEAT, MICHAEL’S AND JOANN’S ARE STARTING TO PUT OUT HALLOWEEN THINGS
THIS IS NOT A DRILL. I REPEAT: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
CAN CONFIRM HAVE RECENTLY SNAPCHATTED AN ENTIRE AISLE OF PUMPKINS
also hancock. just throwing it out there.
We can never be gods, after all—but we can become something less than human with frightening ease.